Posted 9 hours ago

We all have that one person we can’t live without. I’m just lucky enough to have mine be a cat.

Posted 9 hours ago

Middle-class Chaos. That is all.

Posted 9 hours ago

Perfect.

Posted 10 hours ago
Posted 10 hours ago

50 questions, 50 ways to get to know me.

  1. 1: What would you name your future daughter?
  2. 2: Do you miss anyone?
  3. 3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
  4. 4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
  5. 5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
  6. 6: Did you go out or stay in last night?
  7. 7: How late did you stay up last night?
  8. 8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
  9. 9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
  10. 10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
  11. 11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
  12. 12: Have you pretended to like someone?
  13. 13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
  14. 14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
  15. 15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
  16. 16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
  17. 17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
  18. 18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
  19. 19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
  20. 20: Who did you last see in person?
  21. 21: What is the last thing you said out lot?
  22. 22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
  23. 23: Have you ever been to Paris?
  24. 24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
  25. 25: Do you use chap stick?
  26. 26: Who did you last share a bed with?
  27. 27: Are you listening to music right now?
  28. 28: What is something you currently want right now?
  29. 29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
  30. 30: How is your heart lately?
  31. 31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
  32. 32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
  33. 33: What do people call you?
  34. 34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
  35. 35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
  36. 36: What are you listening to right now?
  37. 37: What is wrong with you right now?
  38. 38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
  39. 39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
  40. 40: What is on your wrists right now?
  41. 41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?
  42. 42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
  43. 43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
  44. 44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
  45. 45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
  46. 46: What were you doing at midnight last night?
  47. 47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
  48. 48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
  49. 49: Have you ever been to New York?
  50. 50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
Posted 3 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

Here at UFM we have scary practice CPR babies. #jealous #workmomlife #scaryCPR

Posted 1 week ago

Perfect Skittles.#skittlesisafunnyword

Posted 1 week ago

I don’t have a nose!!!!

Posted 1 week ago
the-absolute-best-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Made me think of my bestie.

the-absolute-best-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Made me think of my bestie.

Posted 1 week ago

fuckyeahvintageillustration:

Poster design for the ‘Sunday Inquirer’ (1893-1924) by William Addison Dwiggins.

Source

Posted 1 week ago

Sweet Children of Mary Winchester: Hercules is definitely the sassiest Disney movie ever made.

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

consultinganglophile:

wild-hearts-run:

First off your leading lady is all curvy and snarky.

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Second your villain is sarcastic and pissed off all the time.

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Then you literally have a chorus of these sassy bitches. Calling Meg out on…

Posted 1 week ago

221b-bag-end:

cumber-porn:

asdfghjkl-i-cant:

specialkredberries:

nothingbutthedreams:

mia-the-wonder-slut:

misscoco:

The world is a mean place, so I’m bringing this picture back.

“Serena McKellen” - Sir Ian McKellen

Best human.

SERENA MCKELLEN……………………????????????!!!!!!!!!!!

i think this makes for a good 10,000th post

forever reblog!

i just reblogged this but i liked it and showed my mom and five minutes later i hear her laugh really loudly as she’s cleaning dishes and i ask her what she’s laughing about and she just calms her laughter down and whispers 

“gandalf the gay”

Posted 1 week ago

riiaeatsright:

Trying to stick to your goals? Here’s some tips! :)